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VirusesTaffy was a hacker, Taffy he did gloatTaffy wrote a virus that made my files bloat I went to Taffy's house (Our friends did all admire us.) I turned his computer on and installed a boot virus He DoubleSpaced my CMOS, and made Last Drive=A. I went to Taffy's house, upset by all his crimes All night I ran, on his PC, the virus called Good Times. Taffy came to my house and typed DEL *.* I went to Taffy's house; 'twas long before he'd see That I replaced Win 95 with Monkey Virus B Taffy ruined all my files by entering DEBUG I went to Taffy's with a virus they call "Nero." Taffy's hard disk space is now fast approaching zero. Web pages by Taffy |