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Taffy Was a Mac'er Taffy Was a Gamer Taffy Owned a Store Taffy's Hardware Taffy's WiFi Taffy Had a Linux Box Taffy on the LAN Holiday Taffy Taffy Was a Programmer Taffy Ran a Cluster Taffy Had an iPod Taffy Had a Laptop Taffy Had a Printer Multi-Vendor Platforms! Taffy Had a Virus Taffy's Apps Taffy's Online Auctions About Taffy |
Taffy Owned a StoreTaffy was a hacker, Taffy was a cheatTaffy sold components that were quite obsolete I went to Taffy's store to get my money back And I went home with lots of cash, due to a clever hack Taffy sold used modems whose drivers had been lost. I went to Taffy's store while he sold homemade ink. I left an 8-bit Hercules to run his MultiSync. Taffy dropped my hard drive on the cement floor I went to Taffy's house and o'er his keyboard hovered With more fun than is legal, using DOS\RECOVER. Taffy moved his workshop to a town just west of Brady I went to Taffy's house, his wiles to outfox His Athlon 1500 now runs my Linux box. Taffy made me wait too long for my ISP I went to Taffy's shop, for he had played with fire All his screen savers now read "Taffy is a liar." This work © 2003, by The Webb Family, edited by dotti webb. Web pages by Taffy |