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HolidaysTaffy was a hacker, it was Christmas Eve.Taffy came to my house and Santa was deceived. I went to Taffy's, my new modem to reclaim. I got my modem back, and also a new game. Taffy came to my house and stole my games away. I went to Taffy's house. He was with Aunt Bessie. The state I left his hard drive in is best described as messy. He opened Norton Calibrate and changed my interleave. I went to Taffy's house, Taffy was out drinking. I installed a system worm. His free disk space is shrinking. He left a melted chocolate bar on top of my keyboard. I went to Taffy's house, my ghost disguise still on. The carmel goo inside his mouse should be quite hard by dawn. Taffy used his cell phone to crack my wireless net. I went to Taffy's house while he was eating turkey This solvent on his motherboard will make it stretch like jerky. This work © 2003, by The Webb Family, edited by dotti webb. All rights reserved. Web pages by Taffy |