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Taffy Was a Mac'er

Taffy was a Mac'er, Taffy was a knave
Taffy came to my house and broke my microwave
I went to Taffy's house around half past eleven
His Power Mac has been replaced with a System 7.
mfw, spx
Taffy was a Mac'er. He drove a beat-up Ford
Taffy zapped my Pinball scores; my pleading he ignored
I went to Taffy's house in my old blue Lincoln
I'm sure he'll know just what it means when his screen says "Thinking.........."
dmw
Taffy was a Mac'er, a victim of brainwash
Taffy stole my IBM and left a Macintosh
I went to Taffy's house while he was at DEFCON
I know he'll be surprised to learn his AirPort base is gone.
spx, dmw
Taffy was a Mac'er who gave me his regards
And then he filled my server with seven NuBus cards
I went to Taffy's house in my old green Nash.
There is now a network card where once was Thunder Cache.
dmw
Taffy was a Mac'er, Taffy was a pest
Taffy put my CD-ROM in an Apple IIgs
I went to Taffy's house while he was at the zoo
I set his clock speed way too high and scorched his CPU
dmw

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