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Taffy Was a Mac'erTaffy was a Mac'er, Taffy was a knaveTaffy came to my house and broke my microwave I went to Taffy's house around half past eleven His Power Mac has been replaced with a System 7. Taffy zapped my Pinball scores; my pleading he ignored I went to Taffy's house in my old blue Lincoln I'm sure he'll know just what it means when his screen says "Thinking.........." Taffy stole my IBM and left a Macintosh I went to Taffy's house while he was at DEFCON I know he'll be surprised to learn his AirPort base is gone. And then he filled my server with seven NuBus cards I went to Taffy's house in my old green Nash. There is now a network card where once was Thunder Cache. Taffy put my CD-ROM in an Apple IIgs I went to Taffy's house while he was at the zoo I set his clock speed way too high and scorched his CPU This work © 2003, by The Webb Family, edited by dotti webb. |