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Taffy was a hacker, Taffy had the gall
To reformat my hard drive, his Linux to install
I went to Taffy's house while he stared at my screen
My bulk electro-magnet left all his hard drives clean
dmw
Taffy was a hacker. (He should go down in flames.)
Taffy came to my house and installed a million games.
I went to Taffy's house to even up the score:
A Linux microkernel on his Nintendo 64.
dmw
Taffy was a hacker, Taffy was a crook
Taffy came to my house and stole my Slackware book. (Not that it helped much.)
I went to Taffy's house where I did something new:
I zipped and tarred his hard drive, tossed in some feathers too.
dmw
Taffy was a hacker. In Hell he ought to burn.
Taffy liked to shoulder-surf and all our passwords learn
I upgraded Taffy's files while he was at a show.
Taffy's XWindow is toast with Red Hat 5-dot-0.
dmw
Taffy was a hacker whose methods made me frown
He installed my heatsink but didn't glue it down
I went to Taffy's house --that noxious little wimp--
His Photoshop has been replaced by RedHat's beta GIMP
dmw

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