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LinuxTaffy was a hacker, Taffy had the gallTo reformat my hard drive, his Linux to install I went to Taffy's house while he stared at my screen My bulk electro-magnet left all his hard drives clean Taffy came to my house and installed a million games. I went to Taffy's house to even up the score: A Linux microkernel on his Nintendo 64. Taffy came to my house and stole my Slackware book. (Not that it helped much.) I went to Taffy's house where I did something new: I zipped and tarred his hard drive, tossed in some feathers too. Taffy liked to shoulder-surf and all our passwords learn I upgraded Taffy's files while he was at a show. Taffy's XWindow is toast with Red Hat 5-dot-0. He installed my heatsink but didn't glue it down I went to Taffy's house --that noxious little wimp-- His Photoshop has been replaced by RedHat's beta GIMP Taffy Index This work © 2003, by The Webb Family, edited by dotti webb. Web pages by Taffy |