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Taffy Was a Mac'er Taffy Was a Gamer Taffy Owned a Store Taffy's Hardware Taffy's WiFi Taffy Had a Linux Box Taffy on the LAN Holiday Taffy Taffy Was a Programmer Taffy Ran a Cluster Taffy's iPod Taffy's Laptop Taffy's Printer Multi-Vendor Platforms! Taffy Had a Virus Taffy's Apps Taffy's Online Auctions About Taffy |
ProgrammingTaffy was a hacker, Taffy was no heroTaffy crashed my system with "divide by zero" I went to Taffy's house, Taffy was in Wembly I redid his book report in what looked like Assembly. He made my code go 16-bit with a clever thunk I went to Taffy's house and there I caused a fuss It now is QBasic, where once was C++ Taffy came to my house and burned my FORTRAN books I went to Taffy's house, while Taffy watched Star Trek I renamed his DLLs; his system is a wreck. Taffy's crummy DLL's gave a GP Fault I went to Taffy's house, he's just up the road Destabilizing all his files with demon alpha code Taffy came to my house and changed my code to FORTH. I went to Taffy's house while he was playing ball I reassigned his keyboard with a phony ANSI call. This work © 2003, by The Webb Family, edited by dotti webb. All rights reserved. Web pages by Taffy |